Thursday 2nd June 2011

I’ve been struggling to work out what to write here for a couple of minutes now.
Regrettably my train of thought has been comprehensively derailed by a slow, creeping nausea, brought on by inadvertent exposure to ‘The Lazy Song’ by Bruno Mars, which is currently being piped into the canteen I am in. It truly is a lyrical marvel.
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like pickin’ up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doin’ anythin’
I’m gonna kick my feet up
Then stare at the fan
Turn the tv on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobody’s gon’ tell me I can’t
Yes, that really is Bruno loudly and very proudly declaring his right to go knuckle to knacker. Screw you, Mummy Mars! But the line that truly jolts my core is that which documents his audacious and resolute determination to escape the pressures of modern life by retreating to his room to ‘stare at the fan’.
I think this song is a cry for help. Bruno is lost. Somebody needs to help Bruno. I’m scared for Bruno.
Anyway, after last week’s marginally heavier foray into the Pink Mist universe the first New Noise of June gets back to the simple business of plucking and placing ten incongruent songs in a row, spanning a mere 45 minutes. Among the nuggets, something brand new from 19 year old Londoner Slime anda cut from the upcoming Battles album, featuring the vocal talents of one Gary Numan.
Lyrical references to the meditative merits of household appliances are few and far between.
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New Noise: Thursday 2nd June 2011
1. Super Wild Horses ‘Black Book’(Goner) split 7” out now
2. Caged Animals ‘Girls on Medication’ (Lucky Number) single out 4th July
3. Slime ‘First Cape’(Tough Love) from ‘Increases’ EP out 27th June
4. Weekend ‘End Times’ (Slumberland) single out 6th June
5. Doctrine ‘You And Your Dad Issues’ (Beko) single out now
6. Bandshell ‘Midas’ (teaandcakerecords) from ‘Bandshell’ EP out now
7. Battles ‘My Machines (ft Gary Numan)’ (Warp) from album ‘Gloss Drop’ out 6th June
8. Burning Buildings ‘The Sleep Tapes Part A: Great Circular O, or A Dream Of Leaving A Train Station As Your Lover Jumps To Their Death’ (-) from The Sleep Tapes single (download at Bandcamp)
9. Bop ‘The Amazing Adventures of One Curious Pixel’ (Med School) from album ‘The Amazing Adventures of One Curious Pixel’ out now
10. Paul Thomas Saunders ‘Appointment in Samarra’ (RT60) from ‘Lilac & Wisteria’ EP out 4th July
Image: Jesse Marlow
